Richie Tozier

CUTENESS

COOLNESS

AWESOMENESS

CHUCKS

FRIENDSHIP

Wow wow wow is there anyone in the entire fucking universe better than Edward Funfetti Spaghetti? Absolutely not, no one is better. Granted there isn't a bigger hype man than Richie, but does that make him wrong? Nope.

CUTENESS

COOLNESS

AWESOMENESS

CHUCKS

FRIENDSHIP

Move over superheroes, no one is more of a goddamn hero than one Bill Denbrough. Ever not know what to do on a dull summer day? Bill can help with that. Need someone to go into a crackhouse first? Bill can do that. Need someone to punch you in the face? Bill can do that too!