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only in my reality brosef imma be rollllling in pussy

[stantheman]

I didn't know there were that many cats around.

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hockstetter isn't here, so

[stantheman]

You're impossible sometimes.

Thanks for the eagle book idea, though.

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no problemo señor

[stantheman]

If i told you

Like, could you keep your mouth shut for once and not talk to her about it because...
I'm not sure about it... I'd tell you who it is.

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ummmm totally
i can keep a secret, i'm the best at secrets

[Except there's a chance he'll immediately tell Eddie if Stan tells him.]

who is it??? tell me

[stantheman]

Like, swear you won't say anything to her or be gross about her.

[ He mostly expects but he also mostly expects Eddie not to be a stupid idiot and humiliate him. ]

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i will swear on whatever you want. like eddie's mom! really i won't say anything to whoever she is

[stantheman]

Laura.

[ Good thing they're not talking in person because he has a silly grin. ]

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[It's also a good thing Richie isn't there, because he definitely shrieks about it.]

i knew it!!!!

[stantheman]

You had no idea you shit.

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i knew it was someone i know!!!! i win

[stantheman]

what exactly do you win

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the entire world

[stantheman]

Your delusions of grandeur are concerning.

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it's not a delusion. my comedic gold will sway the world by the millions

[stantheman]

You can't even sway your friends half the time.

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that's not true at all

[stantheman]

It's totally true.

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we'll bring it to a vote
eddie'll be on my side

[stantheman]

We don't have enough people for a vote.

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guess that means i win by default

[stantheman]

that's not how it works

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never said this was a democracy